This will not be very long because there is not much to say. Bitcoin was approved as an ETF today, and nobody seemed to care.

I have long hated Bitcoin. I know it is incredibly old-fashioned, and there are so many smart people in very powerful positions, like the CEO of Blackrock, who believe Bitcoin is a valuable commodity. I would agree with that assessment. Bitcoin is a commodity that is here to stay; there are no two ways about that, but I do not believe anyone on this planet could tell me that Bitcoin itself holds value. The idea of Bitcoin brings nothing to the table. Blockchain technology as a whole does bring something valuable: new technology that could allow billions to move money, but Bitcoin means nothing.

Despite the massive inherent risks accompanying such a valueless and volatile asset, the SEC approved Bitcoin ETF. Bitcoin prices only slid backward at this news as the price had been appreciating gradually over the past six months in expectation of this move, so this was a buy the rumor sell the news situation. However, I do not care about that: one-day movements in an asset class I only hold disdain for do not impact me. What I do care about is the legitimacy and cover this gives Bitcoin.

I have already stated my disgust for cryptocurrency. Crypto violates every tenet of my strategy; there is no leadership, no control of competition, no structure, nothing. Bitcoin is gambling, exactly what you should be trying to avoid. THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT GAMBLING. Financial derivatives like Bitcoin are gambling. Now that Bitcoin is an ETF, old people can buy in. Bitcoin is now palatable for their IRAs and the taxes at the end of the year. This just feels stupid. Unfortunately, I do not hold much sway at the SEC, so Bitcoin ETFs are here to stay; next up will be Ethereum. I hate everything about this.

That was the end of the financial portion of the show. Now I get to talk about Aaron Rodgers. I am talking about Aaron here because I do not have any other platforms to express my disdain except for my podcast, which you should listen to.

Aaron Rodgers is a class-A idiot. I am so tired of his high-and-mighty shtick. DUDE, SHUT UP RIGHT NOW BEFORE I TEAR YOUR OTHER ACHILLES. I mean, you are the quarterback for the New York Jets. You have accomplished nothing with them. You were great with the Packers a few times, but let’s be honest, nobody would care what *old* Aaron has to say had he not won a lone Super Bowl 14 years ago. Why would I care what you have to say? Aaron, why would I care what the QB for the New York Jets has to say about the pandemic or the Epstein list? PLEASE SHUT UP. I want to be able to read the news and not see your freaky perv-stache staring me down.

Let’s talk about some of this guy’s opinions. Mind you, this is the same man who is lecturing us all about how we should respond to a deadly global pandemic, the same meathead who plays for the Jets. First, he challenged Travis Kelce and Dr. Fauci to a debate on the COVID-19 vaccine because he is jealous that nobody cares what an injured middle-aged man has to say, so he has to yell and throw a tantrum to get the attention back on himself.

Aaron also said, “I’m not, you know, some anti-vax, flat-earther. I am somebody who’s a critical thinker.” Well, Aaron, you are an anti-vaxxer, seeing as you have come out against vaccines time and time again, as well as endorsed RFK for president when his entire platform is anti-vax. Also, my lord, the ivory-towerness of the sentence “I am somebody who’s a critical thinker.” You are a child that somebody gave drugs to in Peru. Aaron does not “believe in 9/11.”

Aaron asked his backup QB on the first day of meeting him if he “believed in 9/11.” When his backup said, “Yes, obviously,” Aaron said, “You should read up on that.” Aaron Rodgers is a critical thinker, so of course he doesn’t believe in 9/11, whatever that means.

Aaron said whatever this is, “I realize I’m in the crosshairs of the woke mob right now, so before my final nail gets put in my cancel culture casket, I’d like to set the record straight on so many of the blatant lies that are out there about myself right now.” SHUT UP.

Now, we get to the most recent Rodgers moment, where he said that Jimmy Kimmel would be on the Epstein list. Now, keep in mind that Rodgers for some reason has a rabid fanbase that loves to drink his Kool-Aid/Ivermectin (that’s a joke because Rodgers took Ivermectin, a horse dewormer, instead of getting the vaccine) because they are also insane. This fanbase went nuts targeting Kimmel and his family, even his children. That conduct is way over the line, even for someone as stupid as Aaron Rodgers.

There are so many instances of Aaron Rodgers being an idiot. Listening to him talk is torturous but hilarious. Truly, if you want the Aaron Rodgers experience, listen to him talk.

Aaron, there is no way you see this and an even smaller chance that you have enough dignity to read all of this, but you need to stop talking and accomplish something, or go ahead and fade off into irrelevance now.